Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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