Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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