Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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