what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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