i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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