so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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