yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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