I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We have started to decorate penises.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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