She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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