so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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