Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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