someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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