Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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