She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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