i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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