She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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