lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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