She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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