Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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