This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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