She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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