Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you guys were way drunker than both of me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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