My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You ruined the universe
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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