Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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