She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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