Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
