return my video game
I cut my penus on the lid.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I am available for nakedness
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
