did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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