Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
4 words: hood of his car
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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