problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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