you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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