You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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