i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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