Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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