I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Randomize
