ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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