it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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