I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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