he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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