oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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