dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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