at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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