nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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