Porn is love you can see.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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