I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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