i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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