just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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