I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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