idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
either way he was missing a nipple.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Threesome in a minivan. New low
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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