she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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