so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Dignity is for republicans.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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