Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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