Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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