I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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