glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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