goodnight i made you a song goodbye
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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