In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i'm inner monologue high
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
