Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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